untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
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so i’m bored as shit and going through old photos i took at akon a few years back and i get to the homestuck photoshoot because i was super into it around the time i last went and i see this
and i notice this fucker in the back
what do you mean? that looks like a perfectly normal Dave cosplayer to me.